All generalizations are false, including this one.
— Mark Twain
Why is this so funny??!
#TOp lEFT THEY’RE JUST DRINKING TEA AND THEN OOHHHOHOO O HOH NO OH NO OH NO
I think I’ve discovered the secret of life — you just hang around until you get used to it.
— Charles M. Schulz
Belting out a Christmas carol at the Bass Pro Shop, Opry Mills, Nashville, Tennessee
(accidental camera angle = karaoke bear)
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
— Mark Twain
The author of The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn was born on this day in 1835.
The author of The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn was born on this day in 1835.
Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.
— Kevin James
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
— Mitch Hedberg
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
— Groucho Marx
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